“A lot of questions and absolutely no answers: … a resounding success!”

“Well, in true scientific form, the Ig Nobels have left me with a lot of questions and absolutely no answers whatsoever, so we can chalk up this edition of the awards as a resounding success!”

— Eshaan Joshi, in his article “The winners of the 2024 Ig Nobel awards” in The Tartan, Carnegie Mellon University